Kindergarten Crazies

A NOTE FROM THE FUTURE: The kindergartner mentioned above is … wait for it…. applying to colleges!!!! (1.23.2022)

Originally published on August 31, 2008.

Labor Day weekend is almost over and Fall is just around the corner. It’s almost OND! (October, November, December – the time of year when most wine stores actually make their money.) Time to start thinking about programming for cooler weather, for Thanksgiving, bubbles for the holidays, maybe some corporate gift programs.

OR

TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT KINDERGARTEN!

Because this is New York City and even the sanest person can get a little crazy with the whole application process. For those of you outside of the Boroughs, yes, applications, for KINDERGARTEN!! Real thought must go into selecting the place where your juniors will hang out all day, slinging paint, eating crayons, and refusing to eat tasty school lunches. Actually, selecting the places where you hope the junior will get to hang out, because here in New York City, they also get to select you.

Oh well, it’s a good excuse to drink more wine…